Cow

Noble

Originally uploaded by swingnut.

Someone once told me I had a bovine personality. I was not amooosed.

On the udder hand, someone else once told me I had eyes like a cow. I told them to heifer off. I was fresian at the time but didn’t want to milk it. I might have written about it in my dairy though.

You know the old wives’ tale about cows lying down? Know what it means? Knackered cows.

I once met a cow, I asked it what it thought about mad cow disease. It replied ‘don’t ask me, I’m a duck’.

(sorry)