10 things my mother doesn’t know…
July 5, 2006…or at least I haven’t told her.
1. I have more than one tattoo.
2. I drink. A lot. Sometimes even on a school night.
3. How many pairs of shoes I have. Hell, *I* don’t know how many pairs of shoes I have.
4. How much my gym membership is.
5. I once drove her car to Arundel and back when she was away when I was 18. (Although she may have suspected if she’d looked at the mileage – about 300 miles each way.)
6. At what age I lost my virginity.
7. Ade appeared in court
8. Exactly what my job is (I’ve tried to tell her, she just doesn’t get it).
9. I stole £2 from her for sweets when I was 10.
10. I don’t really like the way she’s decorated her house.
This list isn’t exhaustive – but there are some things I can’t even share with you, dear reader 
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Yeah, what’s your dad’s email address again?